A vet tells a man that his dog is dead. The man demands a second opinion. The vet brings out a cat. The cat walks all around the body and says, "Meow". The vet then brings in a black Labrador. The Lab paws the body, sniffs, and barks, "Woof." The vet says "They agree with my diagnosis." The man asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650. That's $50 for my diagnosis. The additional $600 is for the cat scan and the lab tests."
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