The funniest blonde jokes

(1)There was a woman who had entered the "Who wants to be a millionaire" contest. She had done very good and had won $500000. There was the last question in the host's hand which could win her $1000000. Now the asked the question " which bird doesn't builds it's own nest?". The options were:-
1. Crow
2. Cuckoo
3. Pigeon
4. Swan

She was so nervous that she couldn't possibly think of a right answer. Her only lifeline left was "phone a friend". Unfortunately her only friend was a blonde. As she had no other options she called her blonde friend. Now after asking the question she immediately answered cuckoo without even listening to the choices. As she seemed so confident she confirmed with the answer "cuckoo" and won $1000000.
As her great achievement she threw a party where her blonde friend was also invited. Due to curiosity she asked her friend how did she know the answer and was so confident. The blonde replied," It's easy. Don't you know that cuckoo lives in clock." Hearing this her friend fainted.....

(2)A blonde and a lawyer are flying in a plane. The lawyer seeing that she was a blonde asked her if she liked to play a game. She replied,"No". He said that the game was very interesting and said that he would ask a question and if she doesn't know the answer then she would have to give him $5 and vice versa. She still replied no. Now he again said that if she couldn't answer the question then she'd have to give him $5 but if he couldn't answer the question he'd give her $500. This time she agrees to play. Now he asks," what is the .distance between earth and sun?". She hands him five dollars. Now she asks him," What is the thing that goes up hill with 4 legs but comes back with 3." He is taken aback because he has never heard that question. He takes his laptop and searches through every search site but there is no answer. He calls his intellectual friend but none of them have the answer. So he gives her $500. Now after a long time there is silence, then he asks her what the answer was. Then she hands hims five dollars.....