1. A wife had invited some of her relatives to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, Would you like to say the blessing?" "I don't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife said. The daughter bowed her head and then said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
2. Mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Ram and Laxman. Ram was older than Shyam. The boys began to argue to get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. She told them If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait." Shyam turned to his younger brother and said, "Shyam, you be Jesus."
3. A three year old kid put on his shoes by himself. His mother noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her and said, "Don't kid with me, Mom. They are the only feet I have got!."
4. On the first day of school, the kindergarten teacher said to the kids, "If anyone has to go to the toilet, then hold up two fingers." A little boy stood up and asked, "How will that help?"
5. A mother and her son returned from the grocery store. The boy began to open the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says not to eat it if the seal was broken" the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
2. Mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Ram and Laxman. Ram was older than Shyam. The boys began to argue to get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. She told them If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait." Shyam turned to his younger brother and said, "Shyam, you be Jesus."
3. A three year old kid put on his shoes by himself. His mother noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her and said, "Don't kid with me, Mom. They are the only feet I have got!."
4. On the first day of school, the kindergarten teacher said to the kids, "If anyone has to go to the toilet, then hold up two fingers." A little boy stood up and asked, "How will that help?"
5. A mother and her son returned from the grocery store. The boy began to open the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says not to eat it if the seal was broken" the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
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