One day a father of a wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country to show his son how poor people can be. They spent a couple of days on the farm of a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip son?". He replied, "It was great, Dad.". "Did you see how poor people can be?" the father asked to his son. "Oh yeah" said the son. "So what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.
The son answered, "I saw that we have one dog and they had four." "We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end." "We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have stars at night." "Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon." "We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight." "We have servants who serve us, but they serve others." "We buy our food, but they grow their own." "We have walls around our property to protect us, but they have friends to protect them." Hearing this the boy's father was speechless. Then his son added, "Thanks dad for showing me how poor we are."
Moral: Too many times we forget what we have and concentrate on what we don't have. What is one person's worthless object is another's prize possession? It is all based on one's perspective. Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks to God for all the bounty we have been provided by Him, instead of worrying about wanting more. May God bless each and every one of us. Take joy in all He has given each and every one of us.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Luck is no excuse
Hey check out this video created by Hexor, one of the DotA players. This video rocks dude. If you are in to DotA or warcraft, You should at least watch the video once which will give you a difference between luck and pro-ism. Have fun.
Monday, July 4, 2011
The funniest blonde jokes
(1)There was a woman who had entered the "Who wants to be a millionaire" contest. She had done very good and had won $500000. There was the last question in the host's hand which could win her $1000000. Now the asked the question " which bird doesn't builds it's own nest?". The options were:-
1. Crow
2. Cuckoo
3. Pigeon
4. Swan
She was so nervous that she couldn't possibly think of a right answer. Her only lifeline left was "phone a friend". Unfortunately her only friend was a blonde. As she had no other options she called her blonde friend. Now after asking the question she immediately answered cuckoo without even listening to the choices. As she seemed so confident she confirmed with the answer "cuckoo" and won $1000000.
As her great achievement she threw a party where her blonde friend was also invited. Due to curiosity she asked her friend how did she know the answer and was so confident. The blonde replied," It's easy. Don't you know that cuckoo lives in clock." Hearing this her friend fainted.....
(2)A blonde and a lawyer are flying in a plane. The lawyer seeing that she was a blonde asked her if she liked to play a game. She replied,"No". He said that the game was very interesting and said that he would ask a question and if she doesn't know the answer then she would have to give him $5 and vice versa. She still replied no. Now he again said that if she couldn't answer the question then she'd have to give him $5 but if he couldn't answer the question he'd give her $500. This time she agrees to play. Now he asks," what is the .distance between earth and sun?". She hands him five dollars. Now she asks him," What is the thing that goes up hill with 4 legs but comes back with 3." He is taken aback because he has never heard that question. He takes his laptop and searches through every search site but there is no answer. He calls his intellectual friend but none of them have the answer. So he gives her $500. Now after a long time there is silence, then he asks her what the answer was. Then she hands hims five dollars.....
1. Crow
2. Cuckoo
3. Pigeon
4. Swan
She was so nervous that she couldn't possibly think of a right answer. Her only lifeline left was "phone a friend". Unfortunately her only friend was a blonde. As she had no other options she called her blonde friend. Now after asking the question she immediately answered cuckoo without even listening to the choices. As she seemed so confident she confirmed with the answer "cuckoo" and won $1000000.
As her great achievement she threw a party where her blonde friend was also invited. Due to curiosity she asked her friend how did she know the answer and was so confident. The blonde replied," It's easy. Don't you know that cuckoo lives in clock." Hearing this her friend fainted.....
(2)A blonde and a lawyer are flying in a plane. The lawyer seeing that she was a blonde asked her if she liked to play a game. She replied,"No". He said that the game was very interesting and said that he would ask a question and if she doesn't know the answer then she would have to give him $5 and vice versa. She still replied no. Now he again said that if she couldn't answer the question then she'd have to give him $5 but if he couldn't answer the question he'd give her $500. This time she agrees to play. Now he asks," what is the .distance between earth and sun?". She hands him five dollars. Now she asks him," What is the thing that goes up hill with 4 legs but comes back with 3." He is taken aback because he has never heard that question. He takes his laptop and searches through every search site but there is no answer. He calls his intellectual friend but none of them have the answer. So he gives her $500. Now after a long time there is silence, then he asks her what the answer was. Then she hands hims five dollars.....
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Children's logic
1. A wife had invited some of her relatives to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, Would you like to say the blessing?" "I don't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife said. The daughter bowed her head and then said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
2. Mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Ram and Laxman. Ram was older than Shyam. The boys began to argue to get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. She told them If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait." Shyam turned to his younger brother and said, "Shyam, you be Jesus."
3. A three year old kid put on his shoes by himself. His mother noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her and said, "Don't kid with me, Mom. They are the only feet I have got!."
4. On the first day of school, the kindergarten teacher said to the kids, "If anyone has to go to the toilet, then hold up two fingers." A little boy stood up and asked, "How will that help?"
5. A mother and her son returned from the grocery store. The boy began to open the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says not to eat it if the seal was broken" the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
2. Mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Ram and Laxman. Ram was older than Shyam. The boys began to argue to get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. She told them If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait." Shyam turned to his younger brother and said, "Shyam, you be Jesus."
3. A three year old kid put on his shoes by himself. His mother noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her and said, "Don't kid with me, Mom. They are the only feet I have got!."
4. On the first day of school, the kindergarten teacher said to the kids, "If anyone has to go to the toilet, then hold up two fingers." A little boy stood up and asked, "How will that help?"
5. A mother and her son returned from the grocery store. The boy began to open the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says not to eat it if the seal was broken" the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
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